Anonymous asked: Fresh, about how many times a day do you have your dick in Karl?
This has been in my askbox for literally months.
I have my dick precisely zero times in Karl a day, we prefer to frot and nuzzle while another one of Karl’s friends watches while black metal screeches in the background.
I want there to be a Dark Souls tabletop game.
I need to get me and some of the guys together to throw it together out of GURPs or some shit.
Imagine your icon standing beside you while you are on your hospital bed, and the last thing you see before your eyes close is them staring at you with tears in their eyes.
Pretty sure Nost would only be crying over me dying because she didn’t get to violate me to death.
Fresh would just laugh and call me a jobber human.
i’m gonna need michigan to cut the bullshit on this weather