Anonymous asked: Do tell us of how you intend of getting OUT of the Alfa Legion.
Who said anything about getting out? I’m perfectly comfortable where I am.
Anonymous asked: Brundlepenis. Alternatively, Bigdick McPurplehat
You win the prize for Brundlepenis.
I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
i think this sums up tumblr pretty well actually.